let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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