Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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