Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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