love makes seman taste better
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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