I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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