Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
