he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
