i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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