Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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