he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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