do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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