It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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