nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It was confusing and full of hummus
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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