so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Randomize
