i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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