I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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