Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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