I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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