Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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