problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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