The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I love having hate sex.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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