i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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