I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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