No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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