what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
