y did u give ur computer a hand job?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just found puke in my bra..
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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