Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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