jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I have tasted many bathrooms
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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