Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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