This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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