That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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