I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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