Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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