At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
