we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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