You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Houston, we have a squirter
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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