she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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