next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just found puke in my bra..
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
