If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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