Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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