And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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