I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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