is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You may now shotgun with the bride
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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