I'm really into asian looking animals
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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