So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
