i think my mom watched the whole time
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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