BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So much rum. So many feels.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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