Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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