Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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