whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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