Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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