I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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