I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize