Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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